Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim
My horse is on fire
"you sure are wearing a lot of makeup.."
"oh.. did you decide to not do your hair this morning?"
"wow, you look tired"
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’