im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY !@#$%^&*
Pissing holy !@#$%^&* must be a weird experience.
“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress”
I can assure you
the only reason a dress of mine would be pink
is that the blood didn’t come out
HOLY SHIT KATIE
yes hello you rang?
holy shit katie put them down.
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER